The Dental-ry

"The days are just packed,”  has become my byword since retirement several years ago.  Instead of a regular schedule of 9 to 5, my days could begin at 5 AM and go until 3 PM.  Another day might be a short one of 10 AM to 1 PM.  The rhythm and predictability are gone; five days of 8 hours’ work are a thing of the past.  The time that I so carefully spent working for someone else is now divided between sporadic teaching jobs, daily exercise, and writing assignments.

Recently, my day was spent at the dentist.  Perhaps you can feel the excitement.  The need for dental care began the week before with pains in my jaw.  As any Senior citizen would do, I took pain medication hoping that my jaw aches would go away.  No such luck was in my corner and the pain continued, in fact, it grew worse and worse leading me to call our family dentist.  An appointment was granted and I entered the domain of…The dentist.

Entering this domain is much akin to stepping into a First Grade room.  The office is brightly colored with posters on the wall and happy music playing over hidden speakers.  A genuinely cheerful helper behind a desk greeted me upon my entrance into the dental domain.  In the same manner as a teacher’s aide meets young children, the office assistant smiled, welcomed me, retrieved information from her computer and directed me to the waiting area.

My waiting was rather limited due to another cheerful person inviting me into the play area in another room…the inner sanctum of dental-ry.  At this point, I should say that the cheerful people of dental-ry were extremely young.  I roughly guessed their ages at around 18 or perhaps younger.  I was directed to a play-chair with lots of toys around it.  A very young man entered the room and began using the toys to check out my mouth.

In a more serious vein, I should say that my dentist and his staff are kind and very professional.  However, they are very young!  In fact, they treated me like the office Grandfather.  My pain was their concern.  After a thorough checkup, a time was arranged for another visit, and yes, I needed that dreaded procedure…a root canal.  And to top that off, another tooth was cracked so a crown was needed.

This day kept getting better and better!

The actual day of my dental procedures was almost a let-down in terms of excitement and dread.  After almost 5 hours of peering into my mouth and seeing just how many dental instruments would fit between my epiglottis and lips, the dentist pronounced me almost cured.  The root canal was a success; however the crown was temporary.  My next appointment is…yes I have to return…in three weeks.

How do I feel?  Tired!  My jaw is sore!  And…I have a date to return and play with those cheerful people at the dental-ry.

Ken Colson

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