The Three Minute Grandparent: Automated Phone Systems
“Thanks for calling the Busy Bank
Automated Phone System. For the loan
department, press 1; for deposits, press 2; for withdrawals, press 3, for your
current balance, press 4, to actually speak to a live person, press 5.” We all love these automated systems and we
get them every day. Most of us press 0
repeatedly trying to get to a live person…like that is going to happen! Can you imagine this system being used by a
family? “Thanks for calling the happy
Smith Family, to speak to Mom, press 1, to speak to Dad, press 2; to speak to
Junior, press 3; to speak to Sally, press 4; to speak to Fido, Oh never mind,
just come on over.” This Grandpa began
to wonder about the possibilities of use with a busy Mother and 4 children,
perhaps this is how it would work.
“Thanks for calling Mom, for help with homework, press 1; for medical
help, press 2; for dinner and snack inquiries, press 3; for a hug or kiss,
press 4; if you want to compliment Mom, press 5.” The Grandparent line would be much simpler,
“You have reached Grandpa, for any of your needs, please hang up and open the
door, I am always home!” Automated phone
systems have their place, I am sure, but this Grandpa prefers a face to face or
Skype to Skype conversation. Even though
Children and Grandchildren are many miles from us, no automated system will
divide us. Love cannot wait for the
automated system, it goes straight to the heart. Now, how can I help you?
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